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Internet dating guy meme

You will peruse profiles and find a few women who aren’t posing in a bathroom with their stomachs exposed.You will look for things in common in their profile (they like Scrabble too! You will send them a note, carefully crafted to show interest and attention to detail. The next one will, but she spells “you” as “u” and you will let the conversation stall.

You set up a profile, pick some cute photos, write something witty about the things that you love (Beyonce, Hillary Clinton, Battlestar Galactica), list some books you like, and then sit back, kick your feet up, and wait for the messages to roll in.Everything I like is either expensive, fattening, or won’t text me back. Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status in a year. I tell all my single guy friends to watch out for online dating.It is a sad, soul-crushing place where good guys go to die a slow death by way of ignored messages and empty inboxes. Relationship goals; a relationship Relationship status: single, in a relationship, married, engaged, divorced, waiting for a miracle. Also, if one of these memes is yours, let us know and we’ll be happy to give you attribution.

Where I’m always wrong and the logic doesn’t matter. Feel free to respond in the comments and we’ll give you credit.

I write about gender on the Internet for crying out loud!

But every day, when I log into the dating site of my choice, I play the passive role, the receiver of attention, the awaiter of messages.

In the realm of hetero courtship, tradition still reigns supreme.

The Internet could be the great democratizer, the great playing field-leveler.

You've been trying to pull a date (or more) off an online interaction.