International dating rules
According to Barney, "If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. A graph is used to display someone's hot-to-crazy ratio.Ideally, you want your date to be above the diagonal line, indicating that they are hotter than they are crazy.
Overview: A demographic of single females who love to go out partying and constantly shout "woo!One half is red with the label "Not a date" and the other half is green with the label "Date".As events unfold throughout an encounter, the globe rotates until the true nature of the get-together is determined.Arthur's boss's boss screams at Arthur's boss. However, yelling at an innocent subordinate to let out some steam is just not cool.This theory displays how unmanaged anger breeds more anger. Overview: Every woman, no matter how initially repugnant, has a mermaid clock-- the time it takes for a man to realize he wants to sleep with her." Woos are used to cover up for deep-seated misery.
Woo-ing Limitations: Females who are happy can't woo. Their high pitch cheers have made your ears bleed and your eyes roll.
Overview: You have to wait three days from receiving a number to call the person. " and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."Validity Score: [10/10] This theory draws from the fundamental age old question: WWJD (What would Jesus do?
Theoretical Origin: Jesus invented the three days rule by waiting three days between his death and resurrection. ) Overview: A person is allowed to be crazy, as long as they are equally hot.
= y/2 7x = chick's age; y= Bro's age Practical Origin: Article 113 of The Bro Code Validity Score: You do the math." data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr03/7/23/enhanced-buzz-8171-1389154485-8.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr06/7/23/enhanced-buzz-orig-9162-1389154485-12.jpg" data-crop="67.36" data-mobile-crop="67.36" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:;" Overview: The Chain of Screaming (also known as The Circle of Screaming or The Pyramid of Screaming), states that once screamed at by a higher authority, one must scream at an inferior. Lily screams at a student who then screams at her father who turns out to be Arthur's boss' boss.
Barney's Theoretical Application: Marshall's boss is Artillery Arthur. Barney's Prescription: When your boss screams at you, you never scream back. Validity Score: [8/10] "Never scream at your boss" is just common sense.
This is due to a woman's hotness being in direct proportion to the time exposed to her.